Cloudy Brain

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Cloudy Brain

Now… There’s A Serious, Serious, Serious Problem In This Country…

I Mean…It’s Bigger Than Cancer….It’s Bigger Than Balancing The Budget

You Know…Bigger Than Anything You Could Think Of Right Now Das Current…

But I’m Here To Tell You What The Most Serious Problem In This Country Is Right Now…

Cloudy Brain-ISM….

That’s Right….

It’s Like This….

Cloudy Brain…The Rain Won’t Come

Look Everybody….The Sun Is Ouuuuuuut

“Like….It Was Ever IN?”

Cloudy Brain…The Rain Won’t Come

Ya See…The Reason Why We Can’t Let The Gay Cruises Come Into The Country

Is Because Then…We’ll Have Gay People In The Country?…

Cloudy Brain…The Rain Won’t Come

What You Mean…I Can’t Do Maths

Because I Don’t Study?…

Lemme Tell You Why I Can’t Do Maths…

The Reason Why I Can’t Do Maths

Is Because….Numbers Illegal!!

Cloudy Brain…The Rain Won’t Come

So Lemme Get This Right Now…

You Is Shave Off Ya Eye Brows…

So You Could Draw…

EYEBROWS Back?…On Ya….

Cloudy Brain…The Rain Won’t Come

Nah…Of Course God Is Everywhere!…

If You Don’t Believe Me…

I’ll Take You To Church And Prove It Right Now….

“So You Mean..He Ain…Right….Here?”

Cloudy Brain…The Rain Won’t Come

So Lemme Get This Right Now…

You Like My Resume…

Your Impressed With My Degree…

But You Won’t Hire Me Because I Don’t Have Experience?

“And I’m Suppose To Get That Experience…..Where?”

Cloudy Brain…The Rain Won’t Come

So Hold On Now…

You Are Very Sure About The Fact That The Polar Caps Are Melting

But You’re Lil Iffy On Whether Or Not We Have Global Warming Or Not?

Cloudy Brain…The Rain Won’t Come

So…You Wit Da Eye Brows…

Lemme Get Dis Straight Nah…

You Gat Ya Fake Eye Brows…

Ya Fake Nails…

Ya Fake Hair

But You Looking For A Real Man?

Cloudy Brain…The Rain Won’t Come

So..My Lawd…You Is A Vegetarian hey? What De I Dem Dealin’ Wit…You Don’T Eat No Meat And Ting Hey?

“No No No…I Prefer Not To Eat Meat Or Anything Like That”

Awe Ok…So Jus Chicken & Fish Den

Clooooudy Braaaaaain…..

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